"When You Eat the Spoils" -- Very Clever Account of What You Must Do with Your Halloween Candy

Image by MoneyMagnetElizabeth via FlickrYeah...this is funny.  Very funny.  Very clever.  Read David Regier's whole account of "Davidicus 10:3-9" on his blog, "All Glory."  For now, just enjoy this section.

3 Of the spoils of your wandering, you shall devote a tenth of the firstfruits to your father. But take heed that you devote what has chocolate, so that he shall be pleased with what he receives.

4 Of the Reese's®, you shall devote them all, likewise the Snickers®. But take heed, lest you try to test your father and give him Skittles® instead of M&Ms®, and thereby incur his disfavor.

5 Of the Pixi Stix®, and the Sweet Tarts®, and the Kandy Korn®, you shall give him no part, for they are an abomination unto him. But of the Nestle Crunch® and Krackel®, you shall give him a portion, as a peace offering.

There's more on his blog.  A great read for any of you who demand an offering from your kids' Halloween bags.