Yesterday morning I had a breakfast in Haiti of fresh mangoes and coffee. We sat on our duffle bags in the back of a pickup truck as we rode through Port au Prince on our way to the airport. Getting through security was a quagmire of bribes and explaining in my broken French to get to the gate on time. By 8 pm that night I was sitting inside a limousine on my way to my friend’s house for a barbecue. I arrived to be greeting by a couple of my good friends. We drank expensive bottles of red wine they had acquired while we ate grilled sea bass, truffled cheeses, and smoked a #2 Montecristo into the wee hours of the morning. Now I am sitting in the comfort of my mom and dad’s home in Newmarket, just north of Toronto.
You catch the disparity…
The photo was taken from the roof of the AIM base in Port au Prince, Haiti. Click on it for a larger image. The sun was setting and the sky and city was absolutely beautiful. It is a beautiful country with beautiful people. They didn’t deserve this tragedy. But they do deserve our help. There are billions of dollars, supplies and people waiting to be deployed in Haiti’s aid. There is so much to be done. The problem is so overwhelming it would be tempting to just forget about it, like a Soduko puzzle too complicated to complete. It would be simpler to forget about the pastors and the churches in their communities and leave them to their own devices to survive and figure things out. It would be easier to let the sun set on our initial shock and attempts to help and pretend that the problem disappears under the cover of darkness.
Please help.
Monday, May 31, 2010
The Spirit comes silently into our hearts
bringing love
bringing life
and pointing to the one who brought us life
Jesus the Christ
The Living God
In our desires to be the center
and our desires to turn inward
wrapping ourselves up in ever smaller packages
fearing that if we are not the center
there will be no center
in our emptiness
longing to find that to which we can cling
The Spirit comes
and points to the Christ
the one who walked with us
the one who lived with us
the one who was us
and died like us
only to live and bring life
This is the one to whom the Spirit points
simply
quietly
that we may know God’s love for us
and burst forth in new life
new creation
This is from Pastor Dan's Grace Notes at Christ Our Savior Lutheran Church in Anchorage.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
If I see a gift as mine alone to give, I might give hesitantly, even grudgingly, considering my options, then giving from a sense of ought. If I see the gift as God's who allows me to use it for a time, then the gift can flow more freely, as I join with others to be a channel for God's love and mercy.
- Roberta Porter, from her poem, "Grace in Giving"
The following is a quote from Soren Kierkegaard. I had this read to me out of Shane Claiborne's The Irresistible Revolution a couple of times over the last two days:
"The matter is quite simple. The Bible is very easy to understand. But we Christians are a bunch of scheming swindlers. We pretend to be unable to understand it because we know very well that the minute we understand, we are obliged to act accordingly. Take any word in the New Testament and forget everything except pledging yourself to act accordingly. "My God," you will say, "if I do that my whole life will be ruined. How would I ever get on in the world?" Herein lies the real place of Christian scholarship. Christian scholarship is the Church's prodigious invention to defend itself against the Bible, to ensure that we can continue to be good Christians without the Bible coming too close. Oh, priceless scholarship, what would we do without you? Dreadful it is to fall into the hands of the living God. Yes, it is even dreadful to be alone with the New Testament. "
--Søren Kierkegaard, Provocations: Spiritual Writings of Kierkegaard, ed. Charles E. Moore (Farmington, PA: Plough, 2002), 201
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Yet they also lead us to acknowledge the darkness in ourselves. “Parables invite the hearer’s interest with familiar settings and situations but finally veer off into the unfamiliar, shattering their homey realism and insisting on further reflection and inquiry,” Ron Hanson reminds us. Thus, “we have the uneasy feeling that we are being interpreted even as we interpret them.”
From Robert B. Kruschwitz, Christian Reflection, 2006 The Center for Christian Ethics at Baylor University
Photo above by Madison Murphy. It is one in a series of images telling the Parable of the Sower. See her Flickr Photostream Here.
"I asked participants who claimed to be ‘strong followers of Jesus’ whether Jesus spent time with the poor. Nearly 80 percent said yes. Later in the survey, I sneaked in another question, I asked this same group of strong followers whether they spent time with the poor, and less than 2 percent said they did. I learned a powerful lesson: We can admire and worship Jesus without doing what he did. We can applaud what he preached and stood for without caring about the same things. We can adore his cross without taking up ours. I had come to see that the great tragedy of the church is not that rich Christians do not care about the poor but that rich Christians do not know the poor."
-- Shane Claiborne
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
This is cool. You know, I knew there were "music apps" out there. And I knew that someone could have fun with it. But, this is cool.
- An audio recording surfaced on Vimeo. (recoding has now been removed)
- The audio is of a 15 year old sermon by West Virginia pastor Jeff Owens (Shenandoah Baptist Church), apparently at a college chapel
- In the sermon, Pastor Owens calls for Christians to "Burn and Shoot Fags"
- After the audio recording of the original sermon, Pastor Owens issues the following apology
The text of the apology is below:
If you are responding to a sermon that I preached about gays I would like to render the following apology.A few of points here.
Nearly 15 years ago I preached a sermon that promoted physically hurting gay people. I was young, stupid and immature. I didn’t even hold to the belief of hurting people when I wrongly made those comments. I regret those words and have asked God to forgive me for them. I am not a believer in the gay life-style but I was profoundly wrong in making any comments about hurting people. If I could retract those words I certainly would.
I wrongly represented both God and myself. I truly believe that God is a God of LOVE. I believe he loves the whole world even when people in the world do things that are wrong; Such as my wrong representation of how to treat someone who does not believe the same way I do.
I no longer preach like that and I purposely teach and train others to preach and behave properly as well. The hurtful words in that sermon tape were erased many years ago and somehow have resurfaced much to my disappointment and embarrassment.
I realize I have disappointed many who have heard those words in that sermon. May I include my disappointment in myself. Once again, I offer my humble apology.
With a sincere heart,
Jeff Owens
First, I don't really want to comment on the content of that first sermon. I didn't see it. I didn't hear it. If you want to read some comments from those who have seen/heard it, please go over to JesusNeedsNewPR.net where I found out about this yesterday. It looks like he called for the killing of homosexuals. Again, though, that's just other people's comments.
Second, I don't really want to guess the reason for the apology at this point. For all I know, like he said in his apology, he preached some things in a sermon that he would never say at this point. It came to light and he's embarrassed about it. I have no reason to doubt his sincerity.
Third, the point I'm really getting at, is that the internet is forever. I don't think I have the sermons I preached those first three years of ministry in Frankfort, Indiana. And, that's probably a good thing. I was young(er) and naive(r) back then. And, I know there were some times, in the midst of conflict, that I probably preached some things I shouldn't have. I used the pulpit as a weapon a couple of times. It was not "pastoral." It was, in retrospect, more "angry." I remember that. Understand, I wasn't calling for the killing of anyone. However, I would probably be embarrassed if those sermons hit "the net."
All of this adds to my (perhaps healthy) fear of what it could mean to keep my sermons on "the net." Hopefully, I'm smarter and a better preacher in the coming years. I fear I'll look back and say "I was a dumber and worse preacher in those days."
And, let's face it. This "Internet is forever" thing goes for anyone who posts stuff online...Twitter, Facebook, web pages. We all need to be aware that it might be one of us issuing an apology at some point.
Sometimes the internet will bite ya'.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Of course, we read Acts 2:1-21, with some dramatic flair--even starting worship with it. We also read from John 14, closing with:
”I have said these things to you while I am still with you. But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you everything, and remind you of all that I have said to you. Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled, and do not let them be afraid.
We sang "Sweet, Sweet Spirit" and "Spirit of God" as found in The Faith We Sing hymnal. We had our "Pentecost People" (red clothing in the shapes of persons) up on the wall.
The occasion of the coming of the Spirit got me thinking a little bit about "ORTHODOXY" -- right belief.
See, some years ago I had a member of a church approach me with questions about the Holy Spirit. This person believed in Jesus as "Lord and Savior" and believed in God the Father. This person recited the Lord's Prayer with gusto and sang in the choir and served the poor. From looking at his life, he certainly "looked" a whole lot more Christian than a lot of the other people sitting in the pews. What this person said was that they could not do was believe in the Holy Spirit. At this point in time, several years later, I'm not exactly sure what the holdup was. I understand that, intellectually, the Spirit seems to take more of leap of faith for some persons. It's that whole "you can't see the Spirit but you can see what the Spirit does" thing. But, at the end of the day...and at the end of the conversation...he didn't believe in the Holy Spirit.
Is that outside the realm of "ORTHODOXY"? If so, what does that mean? Is that person going to burn with unquenchable fire? Does grace abound? Does it matter if one stands outside of traditional orthodoxy? These are not simple, little questions.
So, is this outside of the realm of "Orthodoxy?" I want to say, "yes." I view traditional orthodoxy as the historical creeds of the church -- the Apostle's, the Nicene, etc. I want to say that this...this...is right belief...orthodoxy. So, if that's where I draw the lines, then what does it mean to be outside of that? What does it mean to have "incorrect" or "wrong" belief?
What if I believe that God used evolution as a tool to create the human race whom he loves? What if I believe women should be priests/pastors or if I'm a pastor who has experienced divorce and still is serving a local church? What if I believe that Scripture is the infallible and inspired Word of God but have difficulty with "literalism"? What if I believe in premillennial dispensationalism rather than postmillennnial dispensationalism? How narrow a circle are we drawing here and what are the ramifications for being on the outside of that circle...being "heterodox" in belief? And, where does grace come to us on our journeys outside of orthodoxy? And where does our quest for orthodoxy merely lead us into the realm of the Pharisees, straining gnats and swallowing camels?
Two thoughts here:
- Eternal ramifications: I know that whoever calls on the name of Jesus will be saved. Beyond that, it is not my place to say. I put my trust in a God whom I believe has "Grace greater than all my sin" and will be much more welcoming at the pearly gates than I ever would.
- Rather than focusing on a legalistic, separating, self-defining, other-defining orthodoxy, it's important for the church to bring persons into relationship with each other and with Jesus Christ, to be in a posture of growth, and to cast ourselves upon Christ's great mercy. "Correct belief" is not unimportant. I'm just not so sure we need to get into the level of detail that we have been known to do.
So, where does that leave the fellow who didn't believe in the Holy Spirit? Well, I want to say that his belief system was not orthodox. He stands outside the realm of orthodox Christianity and, if I were still his pastor, it would be part of my job to explain the reasons for our traditional understanding of the Holy Spirit and continue to work with him to live his life fully in Christ. And I'll put my trust in the Amazing Grace of our God to work out all the eternal details for each of us.
I struggle, in particular, with the church being a chaplaincy.
So, then, what do we do?
"Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first four hours sharpening the axe." -- Abraham Lincoln
"Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first five and half hours doing something that has nothing do do with the tree at all and will eventually come to the realization that I don't have an axe or a chainsaw or anything that can cut a tree. Eventually I'll just give up and check my e-mail or something." -- Jim Doepken
Monday, May 24, 2010
But, more than just liking the parables, part of the education I received had a focus on the narrative nature of our faith. Stories define us. They shape us. They provide context. Indeed, they form the basis of our communities. We are who we are because we share certain stories about each other and about ourselves as a group. Think of how stories defined your own family...perhaps the stories that were told when you gathered for Thanksgiving dinner or a family wedding. They are what we talk about and laugh about and tell over and over and over again. And if we don't have those stories? Well, then we just have awkward silences.
And so, for us Christians, the stories we tell define us. They shape our ministries and provide a context for our discussions.
If we forget the stories, then, in a real sense, we forget who we are.
When thinking about all of this, I was reminded of an essay I read of Stanley Hauerwas way back when I was in undergraduate school. Hauerwas is Christian theologian and ethicist. And I took a class under him when I was in seminary at Duke. Hauerwas wrote "A Story-Formed Community: Reflections on Watership Down" back in 1981. I must have read it about 1990 while I was in undergraduate school. It's a good read. And from this we get a clearer understanding of the importance of narrative in our communities. If we forget to tell the stories or if we forget to take them seriously then we run the risk of losing our identities.
Donna Farley of A Spell for Refreshment of the Spirit has a nice summary of this work...all the way down to three paragraphs long. The important things to know is that Hazel is our hero as he leads a band of rabbits around. Hazel and the others have left their warren out of fear for their lives and are left to wander. They meet other warrens, particularly "Cowslip's Warren" that have become highly individualized and have forgotten the stories that are meant to shape them into followers of El-ahrairah.
Stories of the rabbit hero El-ahrairah are embedded in the main narrative, each one recounted at a time when the rabbits need to be buoyed up by the particular lesson of a particular story. These tales are by turns inspiring, thrilling, humorous, or frightening; and they model such virtues as cleverness, courage, and teamwork.So, what does this have to do with our Parables? Everything! The Parables of Jesus (along with the rest of the Bible) is, indeed, truth. But it is truth in story-form and was meant to be shared and passed on to our children and our children's children so that they can continue to define us. For, if we fail to do this, we may end up like the poor rabbits at Cowslip's warren, lost and story-less.
In contrast to the love of Story shown by the band of rabbits led by Hazel, another group of rabbits in the story have forgotten, downplayed and despised the traditional stories, instead steeping themselves in depressing modernist poetry. This rabbit warren, know as Cowslip’s warren, is living in self-deceit. They train themselves to accept death—because death is the price they pay for comfort. Their warren is surrounded by snares set by the farmer who feeds them and keeps off the foxes. Whenever one of their number goes missing, they pretend to forget that rabbit’s existence.
It is a chilling portrait. But the rabbits of Hazel’s group are by contrast the kind of characters the reader finds himself wanting to emulate. Inspired by the daring and cunning of El-ahrairah and his faithful helper Rabscuttle, Hazel’s rabbits dare to make a journey to find a new home. They learn new skills, make friends of other rabbits and even non-rabbits, and hold together against the attack of the martial warren of Efrafa. When the story of Watership Down is over and the warren at peace, Hazel and his friends have become part of the story tradition that is being learned by new generations of rabbits. What a thing to aspire to—to be part of the great Story of life in such a way that we, even we ourselves, can become the heroes of our children and grandchildren!
(This analogy takes on added weight in an environment where our native brothers and sisters have lost many of their stories over the last 70 years as "white" culture has taken over. How important are the stories of our Alaskan Natives?)
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Apparently Jesus wants the top management position in your heart. This copy of his resume was found over at unreasonablefaith.com. It's satire, but makes me wonder what accomplishments Jesus really could put down. One might think just being the Son of God would be sufficient. Some of the comments on the site are helpful here. One of them says the following are missing from the resume:
- Led a group of 12 followers with success
- Able to solve problems with ease (turned water into wine) (John 2:1-11)
- Easily can make up errors in accounting (If I can turn one loaf of bread into enough to feed many fixing the numbers in the books should be easy ) (Matthew 14:13–21)
- Experience in being a mediator. (I Tim. 2: 5)
- Would walk on water if needed to get this job (Matthew 14:22-33)
- Has given time and money to charitable causes
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Found this over at "A Prodigal's Blog" Julie Neidlinger blogs at loneprarie.net
At this point in time, I'm learning. I serve a small church in a small community. While some of our folks are social media savvy, many of them find it gets in the way of their fishing and skiing and biking and all of the other things we like to do far away from a computer screen. But, I'm always looking for ways to help our churches get into social media and understand it a little better.
It's in this regard that I want so share something I found on a very beautiful blog written by Brad Ruggles. (Seriously, it's beautiful. I'd love a blog that looked like this.) The blog is called Learning How to Live and the post title is "Going Overboard with Social Media." Brad says we live in a culture and a business environment that can get too much into Social Media. It can go overboard. So, as businesses talk with him about getting into it, he often says "don't do it." Here are some of his reasons.
- Don’t do social media just because everyone else is doing it. Remember what your mom used to say, “Just because all your friends jump off a bridge…”
- Don’t launch your social media efforts prematurely. Splash around in the kiddie pool before you take off your floaty and jump into the deep end.
- Don’t do it all. There are a lot of fish in the sea. Throwing a few lines out is good but if you have too many you’ll probably get your lines tangled.
- Don’t venture into social media without a well-thought-out strategy. It’s an awfully big ocean out there and it’s easy to get lost at sea. Think through your strategy before embarking into open waters.
- Don’t do social media if you’re looking for a miracle fix. Social media is a tool to help your organization communicate with your fans and followers. It’s not a silver bullet. Jumping on the social media boat will not instantly make you cool, hip or connected.
- Don’t do social media if you can’t do it well. The social media ocean is littered with the floating remains of abandoned Twitter profiles, under-utilized Facebook accounts and YouTube accounts with one video from 2007. If you don’t have the time or people to do it well, wait until you can.
- Don’t do it if you’re looking for instant results. With all the buzz about viral campaigns some people think that after their first Tweet they’ll instantly start an international sensation and the followers will come by the thousands. Not true. Growing your presence in the social media landscape takes time.
Now, I have to confess that I have a couple of underutilized Facebook pages and I'm still not sure whether or not Twitter is really doing anything to advance our local congregation or our Annual Conference...although I've found a lot of good stuff through both of these. And, my biggest advice to churches would be to be aware of the time required to do this well. I've become very well aware of the time this blog takes from other stuff that I probably should be doing. But I would suggest that dabbling in social media...and therefore learning it...is better for churches than not being involved in it at all. The social media world is changing rapidly and our younger folks will be well-versed in it...particularly in our more urban areas I think. So it would make sense, for the sake of evangelism and spreading the message of Jesus that we stay up on all of this.
So, that's some advice for you. And do go check out Brad Ruggles' blog. As I said, it's a VERY nice looking blog.
Spirit of God, bright Wind, breath that bids life begin,
glow as you always do; create us anew.
Give us the breath to sing, lifted on soaring wing,
held in your hands, born on your wings.
Alleluia! Come, Spirit, Come! (2 times)
Spirit of God, bright Dove, grant us your peace and love,
healing upon your wings for all living things.
For when we live your peace, captives will find release,
held in your hands, born on your wings.
Alleluia! Come, Spirit, Come! (2 times)
Spirit of God, bright Hands, even in far off lands
you hold all the human race in one warm embrace.
No matter where we go, you hold us together so,
held in your hands, born on your wings.
Alleluia! Come, Spirit, Come! (2 times)
Spirit of God, bright Flame, send us in your holy name,
the power to heal, to share your love everywhere.
We cannot fail or fall, or know defeat at all,
held in your hands, born on your wings.
Alleluia! Come, Spirit, Come! (2 times)
Spirit of God, in all, we gladly hear your call,
the life in our hands that sings, the power of your wings.
Born of your grace we rise, love shining in our eyes,
held in your hands, born on your wings.
Alleluia! Come, Spirit, Come! (2 times)
See the composer's interpretation of this hymn HERE
Friday, May 21, 2010
We have seen the Lord
not high in the Heavens above
but right here in our midst
living among us
living within us
and within those who do not know
they are loved
We have seen the Lord
in the eyes of a child
the eyes of a foe
and we are not afraid
for we live in the presence of the Lord
surrounded by the Spirit
filled with the peace of Christ
and called to reach out
to let others know of this love
(Peace)
calling toward the peace of Christ
that is within them
God created and said it was good
as the children of God
We see
good
God
in all that
and in all who
surrounds us
living as the children of God
Knowing
we are never alone
(Peace )
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Last one from Patheos. This was written by Brian McLaren, who blogs over at Brian McLaren.
On the grass-roots level, there are tens of thousands of Christians who aren't waiting for denominational leaders to fix things. They're just getting on with it. They're doing it, living it, making it real in their lives, in their neighborhoods, through small groups and mission trips and so on. When you have leaders at the top working for needed change, and people at the grass roots doing the same, and when you're confident that the Holy Spirit is behind it all, eventually the tide will turn and a new day will come.
In nudges and whispers.
Like a seed growing, imperceptible at first. Like wind, invisible, refreshing, transformative. Like water, cleansing, renewing, powerful.
Unpredictably. Uncontrollably.
Praying: for us, with us, in us, through us.
Convicting, like a judge in a courtroom. Comforting, like a mother with a frightened child in the middle of the night.
We know her work by experiencing it. She will not be pinned down, can only be described with analogies.
But wherever there is forgiveness, redemption, reconciliation, grace, she leaves her fingerprints.
Always the one connecting, making us into the Body of Christ, God's hands in the world.
Many people question if the Holy Spirit is at work in the world today. Put on some different eyes and see --
The claiming of an infant in baptism
The faith of a spouse in the loss of a loved one
The building of a Habitat for Humanity home
Strangers assisting in areas of a natural disaster
The grace exhibited to one another after a difficult discussion
And the ability to awaken to see a new day . . .
Then you can say the Holy Spirit is at work.
At Pentecost the Spirit filled the room with a mighty wind, it touched everyone in the room and everyone could understand everyone. It was no humanly manufactured breeze to be turned off and on by human hands, it did not touch only the "spirit filled," and it did not enable people to understand only those who already spoke their language. As the third Person of the Trinity, the Spirit lives in community with the Father and with the Son. The presence of Jesus in his physical absence, the Spirit prays in our inward lives "with sighs too deep for words."
According to the site HERE. It is true that President Obama is deporting more persons than President Bush did, with an increase in the number of convicted criminals being deported. And, so I've read, it is true that this is being done with fewer "factory raids." However, we, as the church, must continue to ask about the intersection between hospitality and national security or, perhaps more difficult, hospitality and national identity.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Was at our bimonthly clergy gathering in Anchorage for lunch today. It's always nice, whether we have a book study or some soul-searching or, like today, shoot the breeze. Our conversation shifted to tithing via credit cards. Now, I'm well aware of the benefits of this procedure--it's easy for folks who are used to paying with credit card for everything, it can lead to more regular givers as they set up automatic payments, and there's a good paper trail for the church. And, I'm well aware of the problem that many churches have with the whole thing--namely about 3% of the gift gets taken as a finance charge. You can do the math. If someone gives $100, only $97 goes to the church or the particular ministry within the church that the giver wanted to give to. I brought up that I wasn't too concerned about the 3% charge because I think that's more than made up for by the more regular giving that can be encouraged. My problem is, perhaps, 21% finance charge that will be put on any unpaid balance on that credit card. We have too many people in our churches in too much debt. Does the church really want to enter into that?
Our God had some choice words to say about this interplay between faith and finances. After The Parable of the Shrewd Manager in Luke 16, he says:
"No servant can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money."
But we sure try to serve both....
And the relationship between these two, God and money, comes up again. One of our United Methodist Churches in Anchorage has been doing a very successful Wednesday Night Dinner. They've been very clear. It's a time for fellowship and to welcome persons into the church in a non-threatening way. It's for community-building. It's not for study. It's not for worship. And it's not a money-maker. It's free. The church didn't want funding to get in the way of ministry. So, a free meal is given. The burden is shared. The community is blessed because of this. I would argue that this gift is a good thing.
Then, however, I find this picture over at Michael Toy's Blog.
According to the author, this is a picture of: a church, somewhere in America (not important where) which has asked their members to donate stuff, and then on Easter they are giving it all away. The hope is, the lure of stuff will cause people to come hear a sermon about the free gift of salvation. And, if only one person accepts Jesus, it will all be worthwhile. The picture is of the lobby in their church.
Michael Toy has two reactions to this:
- Cripes, are you kidding me? Did anyone ask "wwjd" before they scheduled an orgiastic celebration of consumerism on Easter? Did they read what Jesus did in the temple?
- This is so us, so American, so perfect. No matter what the problem is, the answer is always contained in consumption.
Americans, maybe more than anyone else in the world, are "CONSUMERS." We consume everything. We consume more than our "fair share." We consume when we're depressed or happy or bored. We consume food just because it's there (I say with latte in front of me at the coffee shop!). Even after our country was attacked on 9/11 we were directed to the malls to keep American businesses going strong.
As I go out on a limb and say that providing a free meal on Wednesday nights is "good," I want to say that that giving away cars is probably "bad."
We need to find ways to protect ourselves from serving God and Money. They both demand our allegiance.
This got me to thinking about the names of churches...really cool names that are out there. I don't mean to put any of them down. A lot of these churches are really reaching out to new people. They are going on mission trips. They are changing communities. They are immersing people in the Word of God. All good stuff. But it seems like we've moved away from names like "First United Methodist Church" that I attended in high school. The move from denominational affiliation can be a good thing. However, it can also be that we're being disingenuous in how we present ourselves to the world. What does it say that, in our post-modern world, the names of many of our churches have changed?
The following is a list from Ur Scaramanga's blog. He got it from Dennis Baker and then added his own comments in parentheses. I'm familiar with some of the ministries listed and respect them. But the list made me think about all the reasons why "Girdwood Chapel" is our name in our community.
Have you noticed that church names are getting increasingly strange? Our friend Dennis Baker has. He's been keeping a list of church names in order to document how far we've come from the days of "First Presbyterian" and "Springfield Baptist." He sent us the following list of 129 church names. I've added my reactions in parentheses.
1. Resonate
2. Revolution (Where only senior pastors get beheaded.)
3. Radiance (Where the female vocalists all glitter like Mariah Carey.)
4. Elevation (U2 songs every bloody Sunday.)
5. Restoration
6. Renovation (You can do it! God can help.)
7. Mosaic
8. enCompass (Wii th-|-nk [outside] the box. We R crAtiVe.)
9. Epiphany Station (Next stop, Conjunction Junction!)
10. Soma (Our pastor knows Greek.)
11. Sanctuary
12. Rock Harbor (If your life hasn’t run aground yet, we can help.)
13. Journey (“Don’t Stop Believing” is our theme song.)
14. The Rock (If film producer Michael Bay ever created a church…the pyrotechnics are amazing.)
15. The River (The pastor ends every sentence with “… in a van down by the river.”)
16. The Flood (Natural disasters always provoke worship.)
17. The Bridge (William “the Fridge” Perry’s post-ordination nickname.)
18. Bridges
19. Real Life Ministries (Where reality TV stars come for healing.)
20. Mars Hill (Mars was the god of war … prepare for battle.)
21. Imago Dei (Our pastor knows Latin … well, one phrase anyway.)
22. Corem Deo (Our favorite movie is Dead Poets Society.)
23. Celebration Church (We don’t do funerals.)
24. Passion City (Not to be confused with the adult superstore on I-94.)
25. Oasis Church (Serenity Now! Serenity Now!)
26. Paradox (Modernity sucks.)
27. Renaissance Church (Are nude frescoes a distraction in worship?)
28. Origins (Home of the Young Earth Gospel. Darwin was a chump.)
29. Legacy (We’re scared to death we won’t have one.)
30. Tapestry (Our pastor really loves that “the threads don’t make sense until you turn the cloth over” illustration.)
31. Church w/ No Walls (And a never-ending building campaign.)
32. Sojourners (Wait. We didn’t know it was liberal Christian magazine too. Dang.)
33. Out Post (The parsonage is known as the “Out House.”)
34. Generation (which one? X? Y? Pepsi? I’m confused.)
35. Encounter (Sounds like a ride at Epcot. Where are the aliens?)
36. Warehouse (Where Christians are organized, packaged, and safely stored until the rapture.)
37. Warehouse 180 (If we can’t grow a church we’ll start a nightclub.)
38. Relevant (Our name is writing checks the preacher may not be able to cash.)
39. Radiant (Sounds like a line of makeup for pre-teens.)
40. Elevate (Our pastor’s pedestal is higher than yours.)
41. Illuminate (The lights are on but nobody’s home.)
42. Anthem (For God and country. Yee haw!)
43. TerraNova (Trekkies for Jesus. Live long and prosper.)
44. Crux (Ah Shux. How cute.)
45. True Spirit Ministries
46. The Well (The un-well best worship elsewhere.)
47. Jacob’s Well (Where bachelors hang out to find their future wives.)
48. Matthew’s Party (Where the tax collectors and thieves have been replaced by IRS agents and investment bankers.)
49. The Brook
50. Awakening (We do early services like nobody else.)
51. Mercy Street (Where Sesame Street characters go for rehab. Cookie Monster has checked in 7 times.)
52. Expedition (Anything with an “x” is cool.)
53. Carpenter’s Shed (Where church discipline happens the old fashioned way.)
54. Outcast Fellowship (The “Table 9” of churches.)
55. Flipside (If you don’t get the reference to vinyl records, you’re probably too young to attend.)
56. Harbor 316 (God so loved the world ... that whoever believes in him might have a 30’ boat and reduced fee slip.)
57. True North (not like all those other North wannabes)
58. A Village Community (Ambiguity is the best way to avoid controversy.)
59. Refuge (Is this what we offer, or what we long for?)
60. Substance (Come for the substance, leave with the residue.)
61. Solomon’s Porch (The guy had 1,000 wives. He was a tough dog to keep on the porch.)
62. The Salvage Yard (Jesus loves white trash.)
63. The Upper Room (Where we cling to our guns and religion and hide from the authorities.)
64. Urban Refuge (AKA the suburbs.)
65. New Spring (We give away bottled tap water.)
66. New Song (Be the 10th caller if we play the same artist twice, and you’ll be entered to win a trip to Cancun.)
67. New Beginnings (Where we make new resolutions every Sunday and break them on Monday.)
68. New Life (Same baggage.)
69. The Church @ 514 (Man, that’s early.)
70. The Pursuit (Speed dating every Wednesday at 10 p.m.)
71. Crossings (We yield for pedestrians.)
72. FrontLine (No fleas or ticks for up to 3 months guaranteed.)
73. Depth (We’re so deep even the poets at the indie coffee shop can’t stand us.)
74. Haven (Some get Haven, others get Hail.)
75. Sandals (Church membership includes a timeshare in the Bahamas.)
76. Compass (Our sermons have four points.)
77. Paradox (See #26. Redundant is bad. Repetition is good. Ahh. Hmm.)
78. 2 Pillars Church (Islam has 5. Christianity is way easier. )
79. Standing Stones (No clapping, hand-raising, or swaying during worship, thank you.)
80. 12Stones Church
81. Vintage (We use real wine for communion.)
82. Vantage
83. Cross Culture (It was this or Empty Tomb Culture ... )
84. Scum of The Earth (Finally some honesty in advertising.)
85. Guts Church (We’re here to pump [clap] you up!)
86. The Cause (Because our marketing consultant told us 20-somethings are activists.)
87. Healing Place
88. The Homeless Church
89. Overflow Church (For those who couldn't find a seat at the megachurch down the street.)
90. NorthPointe (Adding an “e” tells everyone we’re sophisticated. We drink lattes.)
91. CenterPoint (We used to have a space in the middle, but we grew. Now even our name is crowded.)
92. OceanPoint
93. SouthPointe
94. WestPoint (Praise the Lord. Pass the ammunition.)
95. EastPoint
96. MidPoint Chapel
97. CrossPointe
98. GracePoint
99. LifePoint
100. FaithPoint
101. MercyPoint (Okay! Okay! I’ve got the point!)
102. The Point is to Serve (Where the whole service is announcements.)
103. BridgePoint
104. VantagePoint (Where we look down from our lofty perch.)
105. 7 San Diego (Stay classy San Diego.)
106. The Intersection (Where sermons can crash and burn.)
107. In-Between (A church for the undecided.)
108. Element 3 (Lithium. We worship Lithium.)
109. The Orchard (What we tore down to build this facility.)
110. The Fields (What we paved over to build the parking lot.)
111. Harvest
112. Life On The Vine (Even poop is organic.)
113. The Table
114. The Free Church (If something sounds too good to be true …)
115. Spread Church (Cream cheese, strawberry preserves, honey butter … communion is sweet.)
116. The Exchange (We give you religious goods and services in exchange for your tithe.)
117. The Encounter (There are two "n's" in our name. How many in our mission statement?)
118. The Hub (Where the pastor spoke and the people never tire.)
119. Tribe
120. Enclave
121. Axis (For a generation raised to believe the world revolves around them.)
122. Praxis (We adapt whatever Willow does.)
123. Cool (All other churches drool.)
124. Synergy Church (At last, an energy source we will never deplete.)
125. Immersion (It sounds way cooler than “Baptist.”)
126. Impact
127. EpicLife Church (The space bar is for losers.)
128. Liquid (Where the meat of the Word is processed and blended into delicious and nutritious shakes for the busy Christian on the go.)
129. SoulSearch (We really thought StarSearch would be around a lot longer.)
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
... A. W. Tozer (1897-1963)
Monday, May 17, 2010
Looking Biblically At Immigration -- Sermon from 16 MAY 2010
- Do not let the foreigner joined to the LORD say, "The LORD will surely separate me from his people." (Isaiah 56: 3a)
- And the foreigners who join themselves to the LORD, . . . these will I bring to my holy mountain, and make them joyful in my house of prayer . . . (Isaiah 56: 6a, 7a)
- . . . . for my house shall be called a house of prayer for all peoples. (Isaiah 56: 7b)
- When an alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God. (Leviticus 19: 33, 34)
- You shall not wrong or oppress a resident alien, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt. (Exodus 22:21)
- You shall not oppress a resident alien; you know the heart of an alien, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt. (Exodus 23:9)
- You shall not deprive a resident alien or an orphan of justice; you shall not take a widow's garment in pledge. Remember that you were a slave in Egypt and the LORD your God redeemed you from there. (Exodus 24: 17-18a)
- When you reap the harvest of your land, you shall not reap to the very edges of your field, or gather the gleanings of your harvest. You shall not strip your vineyard bare, or gather the fallen grapes...of your vineyard; you shall leave them for the poor and the alien: I am the LORD. (Leviticus 19: 9,10)
- When you reap your harvest in your field and forget a sheaf in the field, you shall not go back to get it; it shall be left for the alien, the orphan, and the widow . . . (Deuteronomy 24: 19a)
- When you gather the grapes of your vineyard, do not glean what is left; it shall be for the alien, the orphan, and the widow. (Deuteronomy 24: 21)
- For the LORD your God . . . executes justice for the orphan and the widow, and . . . loves the strangers, providing them food and clothing. (Deuteronomy 10: 17, 18)
- You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt. (Deuteronomy 10: 19)
- Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing it. (Hebrews 13: 2)